Front pages today full of the news about Tony Blair promising to step down 'within a year' but he wont say when. On Wednesday eight junior members of the government quit...this is the final countdown. Gordon Brown 'Prime Minister in Waiting' or so he thinks. I personally doubt it very much, people have had enought of so called 'New Labour' and all the mess its got this country into. Its the people who will vote at the next General Election and its the people who will decide the next governemt. From what the opinion polls show it is extremely doubtful that the Labour Party stand any chance.
Cameron is prancing around India trying to show the world that he is just another ordinary guy scattering rose petals at the Raj Gahat memorial to Mahatma Ghandi. It has not been forgotten that the former Tory leader Winston Churchill wanted to let him starve while on hunger strike in 1942.
On a lighter note, Paris Hilton is in trouble again with drink driving in Hollywood. I was amused to read that at 19 her then boyfriend Rick Solomon put their home-made sex tape, called One Night In Paris, on the internet making her an overnight porn star.
One other story in todays papers was about a postman who discovered a headless corpse when he went to check on a couple who had not been seen for weeks. The pensioners, in their 80's are believed to have commited suicide. Now, the couple had been dead for maybe one month. Their emaciated dog was in the house but the man's head is missing. 'No one is sure how it happened, he could have shot himself or the dog could have eaten it' a police source said. The results of the post mortem are not yet ready. The DOG could have eaten it? Surely then if this was the case, it would not have been 'emaciated'? After all, if the dog was that desperate with hunger to consume some of the corpse, surely it would have gone for the softer parts to chew on instead of consumming the entire SKULL. If indeed the dog was the cuprit, why then was it emaciated?
Some good news for those guys out there who suffer from premature ejaculation.A new drug has been developed called Dapoxetine, an antidepressant, doubled the staying power of 2,600 men taking part in trials from an average 1.75 minutes to 3.3 minutes. The downside is there are side effects such as diarrohea, dizziness and headache. If you're not careful then you will have an accident either falling over when you stand up after sex, messing yourself during or getting blinding headaches afterwards!
Would you believe this story? Three men caught digging up a grave in Mississippi recentlywere planning to have sex with the corpse. They had travelled 80 miles from their home town after seeing the 20 year old girl's picture in the newspaper, she had been killed in a motorcycle accicdent. On the way to the cemetery they had purchased condoms and planned to take the body back to one of their homes to have sex with it. All three were 20 years old.
To end today...Bob Dylan has topped the US charts for the first time in 30 years with his new album Modern Times which has sold 192,000 copies in its first week. At 65 years old, that's made him the oldest living person to straight in to No.1. The album is number 1 in Australia, Denmark, Canada, Ireland,Switzerland, New Zealand and Norway. 'Course here in the good ol' UK its only made No.3.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment